Evolution? I'm a huge fan. Otherwise I'd be floating around in the ocean, bored out of my mind (to the extent that a single-celled organism would have a mind), waiting for something to do. Instead, I can write a blog post, or go eat oyakodon , or watch the next episode of The Traitors , or pat my dog, all of which brings me joy. And because I adore classification (no, really), I appreciate that thoughtful people before me have organized the plant and animal kingdoms, and rath